To Be FrankTumblr (3.0; @heddaville)http://heddaville.com/Joan: why so skinny? catbird: Cigs, liquor and genitalia not...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz4p4zzckX1qz4b32o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Joan: why so skinny?</p> <p><a href="http://catbird.tumblr.com/post/441504565/cigs-liquor-and-genitalia-not-included" target="_blank">catbird</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cigs, liquor and genitalia not included.</p> </blockquote>http://heddaville.com/post/441562024http://heddaville.com/post/441562024Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:23:00 -0800"Life is nothing if not totally ironic."“Life is nothing if not totally ironic.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>-Woody Allen</p> <p>“Cassandra’s Dream”</p></em>http://heddaville.com/post/441560812http://heddaville.com/post/441560812Thu, 11 Mar 2010 10:22:00 -0800Brace yourself for some hilarity: “Handsome Man’s...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyGJXLxtVEo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MyGJXLxtVEo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Brace yourself for some hilarity:</p> <p>“Handsome Man’s Club”</p> <p>-Jimmy Kimmel Live</p>http://heddaville.com/post/437598870http://heddaville.com/post/437598870Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:41:37 -0800“Girl With One Eye” -Florence + the Machine I told...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://heddaville.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/437431027/tumblr_kz19c7vsG01qz55zq&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Girl With One Eye”</p> <p>-Florence + the Machine</p> <p>I told you once before and I’ll tell you once again, Girl With One Eye, get your filthy fingers out of my pie!!! You’ve got a nerve, cyclops girl. I guess I would too if I only had one eyeball.</p>http://heddaville.com/post/437431027http://heddaville.com/post/437431027Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:07:19 -0800Sexy Sat. w/ @hellastoops includes (but not ltd 2): waffle gorge & art cram (Whitney...<p>Sexy Sat. w/ @<a href="http://twitter.com/hellastoops" target="_blank">hellastoops</a> includes (but not ltd 2): waffle gorge & art cram (Whitney Biennial/Armory!) 2 self, I say: wear sensible shoes.</p>http://heddaville.com/post/428792200http://heddaville.com/post/428792200Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:37:16 -0800“Bathroom Gurgle” (dir. Daniel Brereton) -Late of...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MYuwGGqd0y4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MYuwGGqd0y4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Bathroom Gurgle” (dir. <span class="description">Daniel Brereton</span>)</p> <p>-Late of the Pier</p> <p>[file under: “Spastic Synth-pop”]</p> <p>(Thanks for the introduction, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.fashism.com/">Christopher France</a>!)</p>http://heddaville.com/post/424824170http://heddaville.com/post/424824170Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:06:00 -0800Hilarious bit from the comedians at Upright Citizen’s...<object width="400" height="190"><param name="movie" value="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/821d4297b7d755a734221332aeff256a" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.ucbcomedy.com/videos/embed/821d4297b7d755a734221332aeff256a" width="400" height="190" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hilarious bit from the comedians at Upright Citizen’s Brigade:</p> <p>A tribute video to the beloved acting extras we lost in 2009.</p>http://heddaville.com/post/424647592http://heddaville.com/post/424647592Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:16:05 -0800“There Is Xxxx (Within My Heart)”...<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://heddaville.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/424609887/tumblr_kyq1pvVzCB1qz55zq&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“There Is Xxxx (Within My Heart)” [“XXXX” isn’t the word you’re thinking!]</p> <p>-You Say Party! We Say Die! (YSP!WSD!)</p> <p>Lead singer’s voice sounds like Florence of + the Machine, no?</p>http://heddaville.com/post/424609887http://heddaville.com/post/424609887Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:49:00 -0800“Three Thousand” -These New Puritans<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://heddaville.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/422060563/tumblr_kynrjnskF41qz55zq&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Three Thousand”</p> <p>-These New Puritans</p>http://heddaville.com/post/422060563http://heddaville.com/post/422060563Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:14:11 -0800RT @jellyd: can’t get this hook out of my braiiiin! ♫ http://blip.fm/~lrz39<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/jellyd" target="_blank">jellyd</a>: can’t get this hook out of my braiiiin! ♫ <a href="http://blip.fm/~lrz39" target="_blank">http://blip.fm/~lrz39</a></p>http://heddaville.com/post/413886308http://heddaville.com/post/413886308Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:10:59 -0800“Snow Chair”: A Retrospective: http://twitpic.com/15gpe0 — Come see unprecedented...<p>“Snow Chair”: A Retrospective: <a href="http://twitpic.com/15gpe0" target="_blank">http://twitpic.com/15gpe0</a> — Come see unprecedented (limited time only!) collection by radical new artist.</p>http://heddaville.com/post/413886310http://heddaville.com/post/413886310Fri, 26 Feb 2010 13:10:59 -0800Fucking WORST song/video I’ve EVER seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. Makes me want to kill myself:...<p>Fucking WORST song/video I’ve EVER seen in my ENTIRE LIFE. Makes me want to kill myself: <a href="http://vimeo.com/9625670" target="_blank">http://vimeo.com/9625670</a></p>http://heddaville.com/post/413509752http://heddaville.com/post/413509752Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:49:30 -0800“The Garden” -Cut Chemist<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://heddaville.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/413440510/tumblr_kyghs9VUmY1qz55zq&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“The Garden”</p> <p>-Cut Chemist</p>http://heddaville.com/post/413440510http://heddaville.com/post/413440510Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:00:09 -0800“Tight Pants” (dir. Lazlo) -Ninjasonik PS. Nice...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qs6u3at4jTw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qs6u3at4jTw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Tight Pants” (<span class="description">dir. Lazlo</span>)</p> <p>-Ninjasonik</p> <p>PS. Nice dance moves.</p>http://heddaville.com/post/413414955http://heddaville.com/post/413414955Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:42:00 -0800Snow day at Bowery Loft!<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyggggzhv81qz55zqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Snow day at Bowery Loft!</p>http://heddaville.com/post/413400324http://heddaville.com/post/413400324Fri, 26 Feb 2010 07:31:28 -0800Spent lovely+slushy snow day w/ @morganwebb = Tim Burton exhibit, champagne & innocent shopping...<p>Spent lovely+slushy snow day w/ @<a href="http://twitter.com/morganwebb" target="_blank">morganwebb</a> = Tim Burton exhibit, champagne & innocent shopping were involved (in case U were wondering).</p>http://heddaville.com/post/412588900http://heddaville.com/post/412588900Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:27:36 -0800The motley bathroom crew!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyfjhjVP191qz55zqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The motley bathroom crew!</p>http://heddaville.com/post/412489340http://heddaville.com/post/412489340Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:39:00 -0800RT @sarahlane: @MelodyMcC Dear Melody, you are my most favoritest person in the land. Love, Sarah...<p>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/sarahlane" target="_blank">sarahlane</a>: @<a href="http://twitter.com/MelodyMcC" target="_blank">MelodyMcC</a> Dear Melody, you are my most favoritest person in the land. Love, Sarah <a href="http://su.pr/2qnr1b" target="_blank">http://su.pr/2qnr1b</a></p>http://heddaville.com/post/412128194http://heddaville.com/post/412128194Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:46:37 -0800Bathtub Pile-up!<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ky9awck85F1qz55zqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bathtub Pile-up!</p>http://heddaville.com/post/405279411http://heddaville.com/post/405279411Mon, 22 Feb 2010 10:48:12 -0800PJ Harvey-Emily Haines fans, pay...<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AzrLCSoIhfc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AzrLCSoIhfc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>PJ Harvey-Emily Haines fans, pay attention:</p> <p>“Salvation”</p> <p>-Scanners</p>http://heddaville.com/post/399090130http://heddaville.com/post/399090130Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:35:59 -0800