“There was this time in 2003 where I felt like I got honest to god panic attacks because I felt like we had all fallen into this really creepy alternate earth — like the bad earth — where Bush won, and the Towers fell, and we were going to Iraq, and Paris Hilton was successful… like everything was wrong — everything was goddamm evil. And I felt like there was an earth next to ours where Gore won, the Towers still stood and Paris had been eaten by wolves — and everything was just wonderful. Now it’s become a wacky universe - where it’s kinda fun - where on our planet, Arnold Schwarzenegger runs California…”
-Patton Oswalt
Posted on Tuesday, 24 July 2007
