1. Master the craft of lunching & cafe-going!
Low-impact socializing lifts the spirit & over-caffeinated shop talk could land you a job.
2. Be productive & attempt to broaden your horizons!
Read books you’d otherwise never have time to read, like “War & Peace”. Write your own novel, what the fuck.
3. Take the time to smell the flowers!
Go on an aimless walkabout, read the newspaper from cover to cover, hell, go birdwatching if you feel like it.
4. Use your imagination!
Put on some tight, black clothing and stealthily track down mailman for unemployment check. Laugh at self.
5. Find a hobby!
Dust off your fancy camera, start a dream journal, try your hand at cooking, fuck up, then use it as an excuse to eat out.
Posted on Monday, 17 November 2008
