December 2009
32 posts
WAZZZ UP with Apple Cider Vinegar?! Two tablespoons and I’m like TURBOCHARGED!!!
Awesome thing about Caraoke is that only the discreet & nonjudgmental Open Road bears witness to the shrill (however passionate) shrieking.
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It’s the time of the Best Of list. In this week’s Top 5 Music Countdown, we’re revealing the best albums of 2009, IHHO (In Heather’s Humble Opinion), NATCH.
5. Miike Snow
“Miike Snow”
Swedish + existential & metaphysical lyrics. Gotta have my synths!
4. Fever Ray
“Fever Ray”
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Moving heavy boxes. Elevator is broken. 8 trips up/down 6 flights of stairs. Alone. Who needs an elevator when you have srs guns like mine?!
Random Shuffle on Brisk Walk.
“The Rhumba” -Dan the Automator “Brothersport” -Animal Collective “The Next Time Around” -Little Joy “Tangled Up In Blue” -Bob Dylan “The Man Comes Around” -Johnny Cash “Tear” -Smashing Pumpkins “Signs” -Bloc Party “Daylight” [Explicit] -Aesop Rock “Honey In the Sun” -Camera Obscura...
When I move 2 NY, I’m gon miss many things: rad friends, family, yoga teach, wine cntry… but I’m going to miss you most of all, scarecrow.
WatchTop 5 Music Countdown: Best Music Videos of 2009! Based on technique, creativity and entertainment value.
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5. “Daniel” [dir. Johan Renck]
-Bat for Lashes
Natasha Khan always scores big pointage for creativity. And who doesn’t love a creepy chase video?
4. “When I Grow Up” [dir. Martin de...
Birthday spa indulgence = body scrub (think human car wash) + red clay room sauna w/ anti-aging properties. A birthday miracle.
“And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche (this totally boring, unfamous German philosopher guy. Heard of him?)
http://twitpic.com/sppem - Only girl at all-bro shoot in frzzzing cold. Thank cuss my part involves hot toddies & baboushkas!
Just got off the bus from flippin’ Hell. Packed and stank like cussin’ sardines. Diagnosis: bad case of clinical Claustrophobia.
Invigorating run w/ Mos Def & Fantastic Mr. Hailstorm. Bring on the weather, NYC! I can handle. Conceivably. Very likely. Pretty confident.
How neat, it’s hailing. Dear Gods: I asked for snow. I guess you don’t exist.
A Wild Parrot of Telegraph Hill just stopped by: http://bit.ly/8lEujp - Looking for message in claw. Or maybe he’s just here for the bacon.
Finally bought my one-way ticket to New York City!!! Later, San Francisco. It’s not you, it’s me.
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TOP 5 MUSIC COUNTDOWN: ROCK ‘N’ ROLL BABY DADDIES!
5. Anthony Kiedis
Have you seen this guy play a guitar with his shirt off? I have, and I haven’t been the ssame since.
4. Jason Schwartzman
ADORBS. He’s got that double threat thing going for him = CUTE AND SEXY.
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Snuggling up to my insomnia. Hello, lover!
Ladies, AHEM: if you could choose a famous rockstar to be your baby’s daddy, who would it be? i.e. Jack White. (No duh!)
