June 2007
15 posts
iPhone Specs According to The Onion
Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times Takes Polaroids When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects Prominent Apple logo Reproduces through asexual budding Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an...
"Bird" Lyrics -The Knife
If I was a bird
I would fly high over the world
Come home at night to your garden
build a nest among the branches
and I’ll comb your hair with my beak
If I was a bird
I would count my time in pearls
Under my wings you’ll find shelter
you’ll breed bugs and keep me well fed
and I proclaim the reason why I’ll have to fly
But you wanted me to be a girl
without...
“Word of the Day: splen·dif·er·ous adjective Having great beauty and splendor.”
“Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people “real life.” She...”
– Veronica Sawyer, “Heathers” (1989)
Anti-Smog Jacket and No Cold or Flu Dress →
“Love’s a funny thing.”
– Spike, “Lover’s Walk”
