Joan: why so skinny?
catbird:

Cigs, liquor and genitalia not included.

Joan: why so skinny?

catbird:

Cigs, liquor and genitalia not included.

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Life is nothing if not totally ironic.

-Woody Allen

“Cassandra’s Dream”

Brace yourself for some hilarity:

“Handsome Man’s Club”

-Jimmy Kimmel Live

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“Girl With One Eye”

-Florence + the Machine

I told you once before and I’ll tell you once again, Girl With One Eye, get your filthy fingers out of my pie!!! You’ve got a nerve, cyclops girl. I guess I would too if I only had one eyeball.

Sexy Sat. w/ @hellastoops includes (but not ltd 2): waffle gorge & art cram (Whitney Biennial/Armory!) 2 self, I say: wear sensible shoes.

“Bathroom Gurgle” (dir. Daniel Brereton)

-Late of the Pier

[file under: “Spastic Synth-pop”]

(Thanks for the introduction, Christopher France!)

Hilarious bit from the comedians at Upright Citizen’s Brigade:

A tribute video to the beloved acting extras we lost in 2009.

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“There Is Xxxx (Within My Heart)” [“XXXX” isn’t the word you’re thinking!]

-You Say Party! We Say Die! (YSP!WSD!)

Lead singer’s voice sounds like Florence of + the Machine, no?

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“Three Thousand”

-These New Puritans

“Snow Chair”: A Retrospective: http://twitpic.com/15gpe0 — Come see unprecedented (limited time only!) collection by radical new artist.